Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Why every marriage proposal should be vetted by an 8 year old

I was sitting in a classroom reading with a kid. He's not a terrible reader, but he's much more interested in motorbikes and planes. As we tried to focus on a boring book about dogs, I happened to glance up and saw a skywriter working above us. I showed the kid, and we stopped and watched as the plane looped and turned.

M

A

What could he be writing, we wondered. Made? Match? Ma....

R

R

Marry?

Y

Yes.

M

E

Marry Me!

We wondered who.

E

L

Could it be the teacher, Ellie???? The kid was very excited for a minute.

A

Oh.

I

N

E

Marry Me Elaine

What sort of name is that? asked the kid.

I dunno, I said. But maybe a woman named Elaine is sitting in a fancy restaurant and some man is telling her to look out the window.

I

It keeps going!

*heart*

U

I *heart* you!!!

Wow.

Should she marry him?, I asked the kid. I reckon the skywriting cost as much as a second hand car.

Hmmm, he said as he rubbed his chin. That man's a show off. Maybe it would be better if she didn't marry him.

Then he shrugged, turned away from the window, and drew the plane.

4 comments:

  1. Perhaps our policy makers could learn a thing or two as well. Sometimes the raw truth cuts through all the window dressing.

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  2. Oh I'd love to get some of 'my' kids to comment on government policies on asylum seekers, mandatory detention, and even just how to make a city livable!

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  3. I love his insight and you know what he might just be right.

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  4. Then again, there is a time and place for extravagance. Who knows here? I can't judge but I do love the kid.

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